The Notable Nanny

I was working some overtime with my female boss. We were shopping at Sams Club Warehouse for her family which consisted of Twin 4yr olds (F), a 3 yr old (M) and a newborn (F). We weaved up and down the isles gathering necessities. The 3yr alone accompanied us on this outing sitting in the gigantic blue cart he announced each product as we passed it recognizing them chiefly by their pictures. We rounded on the diaper Isle his eyes lit up. "Look Momma" he said excitedly "BABY"  he then pointed to the huggie clad infant on the box as proof. Yes his mother said soothingly "BABY" smart boy. She patted his head and reached for the infant sized diapers as she lifted the box toward the cart. Her normally mild mannered 3yr old started hollering. ?NOOO MOMMA!?, Then as she halted forward motion he grew quieter and took on a more instructive tone ?No, no Momma!? she hesitated looking puzzled. ? What?s wrong?? she implored. Pointing again at the diaper box , he grew strict No more babies! ..........

..LOL All this time I thought the stork brought babies. I should have known They come in a box at Sams Club It seems ??? you can get anything there.