The Notable Nanny

      When I started one of my jobs, I was informed of the need my male boss had for comprehensive cleanliness. I try to be exceptionally mindful of any rules/vices that may ease my new bosses into our cohabitation.  I became acutely aware of his specific preferences and increasingly more comfortable with the small qwerks as the first few weeks commenced. 

      My charge was being baptized, the family was hosting out of town guests.   At a small informal breakfast one of the guests began dropping tiny crumbs.   I noticed my bosses eyes widen, he hovered near the offending crumber.  Certainly not wanting to be rude but clearly distressed over the the dirty condition of his floor , he waited for the guest to arise assuming he was alone, I saw him gleefully go into the utility closet  pulling out the biggest handivac I've ever seen (a DYSON) turning around he spied me but continued toward the crumbs just before he leaned down to clean the area he stood holding the vac with one hand pointed toward the ceiling, his feet parted like a comic book hero. With the apparent excitement of a child at christmas he said ...."WHO YOU GONNA CALL? ...DUSTBUSTER!!!"